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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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