{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}

{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}

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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}

{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}

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